BREAKING: Brandon Marshall is cold, trapped and hungry! He will do just about anything for pancakes, including signing his second-round tender.
Id go sign my Tender contract right now if someone in Denver drove thru the storm, got me some snooze pancakes and brought it to my doorstep
— Brandon Marshall (@BMarshh) March 23, 2016
If you live in Denver, you know exactly what Marshall is talking about. Following a beautiful, 70-degree day on Tuesday, Colorado is in the midst of a blizzard on Wednesday, and nobody is prepared.
But if you’re willing to drive out to Snooze and grab Marshall some pancakes, I’m sure he’ll pay you back. Once he signs that tender, he’ll have guaranteed himself $2.553 million in 2016. Maybe he’ll throw in a nice tip, too!