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Five meltdowns that’ll make you feel better about the Avs’ loss to the Wild

Matt Duchene

Ouch. That. Was. Brutal.

Last night the Colorado Avalanche had a disastrous start to the regular season. They blew a 4-1 third period lead to a division rival at home. After the game, national pundits were accusing the team of being out of shape and Avs fans were smashing the panic button. Everyone needs to relax, it’s a long season. Also, things could be worse. Here are five epic meltdowns that’ll make you feel better about last nights game.

No. 5 – Rabid dog Howard Dean screams his way of the Presidential race

No. 4 – Miss South Carolina attempts to speak English to U.S. Americans in America

No 3. – Ashlee Simpson gets busted lip syncing on SNL, does a hoedown and walks off stage

No. 2 – A drunken Joe Namath hits on Suzy Kolber on National TV

No. 1 – No meltdown list is complete without Milton Bradley.

Enjoy and I hope you feel better. The Avalanche get another chance for a win tomorrow.

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