Whether you think Brock Osweiler is the future, a stopgap or a complete fraud, there’s one thing nobody can deny about the Broncos’ 6-foot-8 quarterback: Brock Osweiler makes for a lot of good nicknames.
Leading up to Brock’s first start against the Bears, Mile High Report compiled an awesome list of over 50 nicknames that have been used to describe Osweiler, including classics like the Brocket Launcher, Brock Lobster, Brock N Roll and The Brockinator.
But while it’s pretty impressive that Broncos Country has had the time and energy to come up with a laundry list of nicknames, we can’t keep keeping on like this. I mean, nobody has 50 nicknames; it’s weird to have three or four. We, as a fanbase, need to come together and settle on one singular nickname.
That’s a tough task, but luckily, Von Miller and the Denver Broncos may have already settled the debate.
https://twitter.com/TheCauldron/status/673617525989601284?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
I’m still partial to the Brocket Launcher, but if Von Miller says it’s the Brockweiler, then I guess it’s the Brockweiler.