Von Miller is a guy who’s pretty darn comfortable with himself. He doesn’t care what people think or act like other “celebrities” act. Von Miller wears a cowboy hat as big as his smile and raises chickens in his spare time. He’s his own man.
So when someone tries to tell Von Miller to stop farting in a public environment, you can imagine the response he’ll give you.
So Von Miller is fined $100 for tooting in #DWTS rehearsals. Wow. Glad this isn't smell-a-vision. pic.twitter.com/xcBk7bVZ5C
— Lionel Bienvenu (@lionelbienvenu) March 29, 2016
Based on a quick count, that’s seven farts on national television, which equates to $700 to Von’s “Blonde Miller” partner, Witney Carson. And who knows how many he let loose off air?
Luckily, with the payday he’s about to get himself — he’s asking for the highest-paid contract in NFL history — Von Miller should be able to let free as many toots as he pleases.