It’s that time of year again: Broncos rookie haircut season.
In case you’re new to the show, every year the Broncos round up the new blood, grab a razor and wreck havoc on what was once a perfectly good head of hair. This year, though, the Denver Broncos took things to another level, as creativity was at an all-time high.
Let’s start with the Broncos bringing back the the Tim “Friar Tuck” Tebow cut from 2010.
The Tim "Friar Tuck" Tebow haircut has returned, unfortunately for #Broncos rookies (pic via @BamBamDavis53). pic.twitter.com/9H66uC5tOk
— Jon Heath (@ByJonHeath) August 17, 2016
And then there was the ol’ 50-50 cut.
@ESanders_10 "Whatchu want?"
Rookie: "The 50/50"
Emmanuel: "Say no more" pic.twitter.com/xn1e0noEAk— Jett (@Jett_Manning) August 18, 2016
It gets better with Paxton Lynch, who, well, had something horrible, yet oddly mesmerizing, done to his head.
The pirate looking good pic.twitter.com/EBbqu21jmu
— Darren McKee (@DMacSportsCO) August 18, 2016
And how do you top the literal rat tail?
But of all the haircuts, nobody could top rookie punter Riley Dixon, who had sunglasses and a mustache shaved onto the back of the head.
Honestly, it’s not even embarrassing; it’s simply impressive.
I mustache you a question, how is my rookie haircut? pic.twitter.com/lFHBh5cHm7
— Riley Dixon (@RileyTDixon92) August 18, 2016
It’s great, Riley. Really, really great.
