No. 2 – Colorado Rockies (@rockies)

No, this isn’t a joke. Just because it’s the official account of the most incompetent team in town doesn’t mean that the folks who handle the tweets for the Rockies aren’t very good. Think about how creative they have to be, coming up with something to say during a 162-game season that is mostly filled with meaningless games played by a hapless team. It’s amazing what these folks find to focus on instead of baseball.